You Have to Date the Mango Nurse
Skunk Jugglers
Funny · Heartwarming · True Story
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Her dating profile had my head about to burst
It said, “I like to have my lover’s hands up my shirt”
And her erotic self-promotion then got extra hot
But, let me fill you in on how I got to that spot
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It was my first adventure with dating apps
My long-term bad romance had, thankfully, crashed
And I was honestly surprised in less than a week
There were three attractive women who fueled my daydream streak
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The wild woman’s profile caught my eye first
It said, “I like to play doctor, cause I’m a nurse”
Then her descriptions shot like lightning through my lightning rod
It said, “I need a man to squeeze fresh mango juice all over my bod”
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But before she and I could line up our first date
I met a woman named Marie at Outback for steak
We laughed at dinner, talked philosophy, then kissed half the night
Smooth personality and smoother lips made my emotions take flight
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Marie and I had four dates of increased intensity
Then she asked with a playful smirk, “Do you see others besides me?”
I blurted out the truth, “I’ve had no other dates
But there’s a wild Mango Nurse who’s on my slate”
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Then Marie looked at me with a sly little grin
And said, “I’m gonna say this once now, and I won’t say it again
I enjoy our dates together; I want to keep you for me
But I can’t have that sexy nurse invading your fantasies, so...
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You have to date the Mango Nurse
You have to date the Mango Nurse
To see me again
You’ve got to see her first
Yes, you have to date…
You have to date the Mango Nurse
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I gasped in shock at this development, wouldn’t you?
But what Marie said about mango fantasies was true
A hundred years could pass—I’d still have visions in my head
Drizzling mango juice on a nurse in her sopping wet bed
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So, I summoned my courage; just kidding, I couldn’t wait
The Mango Nurse and I went out on our date
Let’s say the stars didn’t align, nor did the tropical fruit
It put a screeching halt to any further mango pursuit
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I dropped her at her car, about to say, “Goodbye”
She said, “I know we’re not a match, but you can love me tonight”
My mind saw her lying there, mangoes dripping
I said, “Thanks much, but I’m okay with what I’ll be missing”
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And with that, the Mango Nurse drove away
I went back to Marie, with something to say...
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I had a date with the Mango Nurse
I had a date with the Mango Nurse
You’re the only one I want to see
So, I saw her first
I’ve completed my mission…
I had a date with the Mango Nurse
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You’ve got to admit, Marie’s tactic was smart
The Mango Nurse has been evicted from my heart
But that’s no loss, cause I’m in tight with Marie
And the way she eats strawberries is seeexxxy
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So, now you know the story of the Mango Nurse
And why I’m glad I had my dates with Marie first
When she said…
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You have to date the Mango Nurse
You have to date the Mango Nurse
To see me again
You’ve got to see her first
Yes, you have to date…
You have to date the Mango Nurse
#PRE-CHORUS
By the way, Marie then laughed, “Whew! You can date me again
And I’ll try to stay away from the Mango Men!”
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