College Woman With Wheels
Phase Lock 303
Nostalgic · Humorous · Romantic
#VERSE
I didn't want her
Wanted a ride in her Jeep
Anitra seemed kind of needy
Followed me ’round like a sheep
But she had mentioned the quarry
That had turned to a lake
And the woman who I wanted
Was going there to bake
#VERSE
So I said, “Hey, Anitra
Let’s go for a ride
It’s our second week of college
Let’s spend time outside”
She said, "Meet me at my Jeep
Shouldn't be hard to find
I'm the only girl with wheels
We'll have a great time"
#CHORUS
College woman with wheels
Gonna make her my best friend
Sure, it's underhanded
But I'm a sex-driven college man
If it gets me closer to Jessica
How good it's gonna feel
To know a college woman with wheels
College woman with wheels
#VERSE
Sitting high in the Jeep
Anitra punched the gas
Headed north out of town
Wind in our hair—what a blast
We were laughing and singing
Like two friends killing time
But Jessica was still on my mind
Jessica was still on my mind
#VERSE
And, talk about singing
That’s where Jessica shined
Met in choir class
We sat side by side
But after one week
She asked the director to switch
Said, “That guy next to me throws me off
There’s a real problem with his pitch”
#PRE-CHORUS
Knowing Jessica wanted away from me
Made me want her even worse
Anitra and I flew to the quarry
But Ernie Andrews got there first
#CHORUS
College woman with wheels
Just needed her for the ride
Sure, it's underhanded
But for a shot at Jessica, I swallowed my pride
Yet there’s Ernie sharing her blanket
I thought, “What the hell’s his deal”
So I hung out with Anitra
My college woman with wheels
#BRIDGE
Sat in the sun with Anitra
Swam with her in the lake
She fawned over me, and it felt nice
But I felt like a fake
She said, “You know, we’d make a nice couple”
And silently I agreed
But I said, “I’m not looking for serious”
Cause I was still hoping Jessica was free
#INSTRUMENTAL
#VERSE
The next two weeks I was a jerk
Had Anitra drive me all over town
We laughed all the way to Taco Tico
But I was just using her to get around
She drove me to the North Village Sub Shop
’Cause Jessica was going there with friends
When I overheard Jessica badmouth Anitra
My Jessica infatuation had to end
#VERSE
Then Anitra let Ernie Andrews borrow her Jeep
To take snotty Jessica out to hear a band
The asshole got drunk and wrecked Anitra’s ride
Anitra cried on my shoulder, saying, “I messed up bad”
In the breeze on a bench in front of her dorm
I said, “When we were at the lake, I said something untrue
I said I wasn’t looking for ‘serious’
But I do want ‘serious’ and I want it with you”
#PRE-CHORUS
What a crazy start to my Freshman year
Discovered love for Anitra now that her Jeep’s gone
We sing hand-in-hand as we walk to Taco Tico
And she doesn’t complain when my pitch is all wrong
#CHORUS
College woman with wheels
Just wanted the Jeep, not her
But now the Jeep’s a memory
And I know I love Anitra for sure
Jessica and Ernie dropped out mid-semester
And I got the best end of the deal
Loving a college woman
A college woman without wheels
A college woman without wheels
Loving a college woman
A college woman without wheels
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